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While a plane "Taxi's," is it a "Crew-CAB?" 

Why does "Bill-Gates" have so much money? "Toll-Booths!" 

Put a "Receipt" on your forehead for a "Receipting-Hairline!" 

You are a "Mind-Reader" if you hear jokes "IN-Person!" 

I NEVER "Check" with my doctor, I pay him in "Cash!" 

What do you get from a "Pampered" cow? "A Dirty-Diaper!" 

When I cut or prune, I drink "Prune" Juice or wear "Pantyhose" for "Shear" energy! 

Good-Year-Tires? No, my "Tires" gave me a "Few-Good-Years!" 

A storm moved in at a golf course. One golfer said, "Look! Cloud-Nine!" 

Copyright 2011 Bryan Lee Schooley 

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I don't like listening to "Bach," but you can listen to "Chickens" all you want! (Bock, bock, bock!) 

The "SKY" is the "LIMIT?" So I have to get in a "Rocket" instead of an "Airplane or Helicopter" to be "Out of this World!" 

One stewardess served me a bag of carrots. I told her, "Carrot-Top" is not "Orange," the top of a carrot is "Green!" 

My stewardess served me some "Mayo!" That makes her a "Flying-Saucer!" 

Sign a Waiver? a) Show them a "No Wake" sign and they won't be a "Waver" anymore!" b) Wave hi to someone making waves! 

A Postal worker named Dave said, "Look, I'm David "Letter-man!" 

Copyright 2010 Bryan Lee Schooley  

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Does an Equal opportunity employer want you to Add, Subtract, Multiply OR Divide? 

Does an Equal opportunity employer not like sugar, or just want variety? 

Why didn't I think of that? Because your Eye See's not Thinks! 

If God is for something at an auction, is that God For Bid? 

I didn't sleep a Wink, but I slept when I shut my eyes! 

Don't milk a cow, cows don't drink milk! 

Copyright 2011 Bryan Schooley

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