..What is "All-Purpose" Cleaner? To "Clean" Clothes! That's "All!"
What is Kentucky Fried Chicken? Someone in or from Kentucky gives potatos or "Fries" to a "Chicken!"
What do you call talking chickens? Chatter-Bocks! Watch out for people that "Stink," they are "Armed" and "Dangerous!"
Why do you put your "Soap" in the freezer? So I can have Clean Gloves, Ice-A-Toner's! (Isotoner Gloves!)
I can't wok on water but I can wok "On-Fire!"
Wok on Fire! Is the Wok made of wood and burning?
Are you "Organized?" No! I'm not "Playing," my "Eyes" don't have "Organs!"
A maternity ward's sign said, "We are not Kidding," we deliver children not Goats!
A towing company's sign says, "We go MILES to Give you a foot!" (Tow!)
An optometrists sign says you will like what you SEE, including the Bill!
Blooper. How can you have a "Blue-Purr" or "Unhappy-Happy Cat?"
One time taking a picture, I said, "Say Cheese!" My son said, "Daddy's Jokes!"
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Santa should have gotten paid for chimney sweeping!
How does Santa pay for all the gifts? The money he makes from chimney sweeping!
What is l, n? Preparation h!
What is I-I? Preparation H!
Why did the chicken Cross the Road? It wanted to Start a Church.
Wait, isn't that "Church's Chicken? Best On the Road!
You can Wing it!
Now we will not have Fowl Play On the Road! Plus, if it is too bad, blame it on Road Kill!
Just make sure it Does NOT Cross the Line!
It's Not a Dirt Road since the Church Cleaned it up!
Thus it Paved the Way!
No curves on Road and it is narrow for Straight and Narrow!
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Hectometer? It's Heck to Meet Her!
Hectometer? It's Heck to Meat/Feed Her!
Hectometer? Say Heck to a Meter, shouldn't hafta pay to park and/or pay for Gas/Etc!
Hectometer? Say Heck to a Meter, maybe it got you a "Ticket!" You shoulda put more money in meter or got back sooner!
Hectometer? Say Heck when they tow your vehicle from a Meter!
Hectometer? Heck, they towed your vehicle from a Meter, now you have to walk with your Tow From the Meter!
Hectometer? No One likes her so it is Heck to Meet Her!
Hectometer? Heck a toe is a Meter!
Hectometer? Heck tow someone/something only a Meter!
Hectometer? A) 100 Meters! B) 100 people Meet Her/'er! C) 100 Meeter's/People that Meet Others!
Hectometer? It is Heck to Meter/Poetry with/about Her!
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