I wanted to start out with a BANG, but the Barber cut All my Hair Off!
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How he cut his hair? Columbus Clippers!
He is a Baseball Player! Columbus CLIPPER!
He uses coupons, cuts hair, is a (Bad) football player, mows grass, is a gardener, cuts/prunes/shears something or his tools used to do these things! OR HIS FAVORITE BASEBALL PLAYER OR TEAM! Columbus Clipper!/Columbus Clippers!
Someone or people cut out his coupons, cut his hair, clip him in football, mow his grass, cut/prune/shear something for him OR SHOW OR TAKE HIM TO A BASEBALL GAME! Columbus Clipper!/Columbus Clippers!
Fans of him clipping coupons, of "Columbus" Clippers or of him being a Columbus Clipper/Clippers! Columbus Clipper Fans!
Fans that CLIP him! Columbus "Clipper!" I told him NOT to put his finger in the "Fan!"
He gives her or someone Clips or "Bullets," OR someone gives him Clips or "Bullets! Columbus Clip-her! Columbus Clip'er! Columbus Clipper!

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He cries to a fur, fir or fir tree! Christopher Columbus! (Cries-to-fur/fir Columbus!)
He cries to "Stow" a fur or fir tree! Christopher Columbus! (Cries-Stow-fur/fir Columbus!)
He cries "Two-Fer or Two For!" Christopher Columbus! (Cries-Two-Fer Columbus!)
He offers Christ or someone offers him Christ! Christopher Columbus! (Christ-Offer Columbus!)
He offers or someone offers him "Christ or furs/firs!" Christopher Columbus! (Christ-O-Furs/Firs Columbus!)
Chris tows furs or firs or has furs/firs on toes! Christopher Columbus! (Chris-Tow-Fur/Firs Columbus!)
Chris has or puts furs or firs on his or others toes! Christopher Columbus! (Chris-Toe-Fur/Fir Columbus!)
He puts furs or firs on Chris's toe/toes! Christopher Columbus! (Chris-Toe-Fur/Fir Columbus!)
He gives Chris or Chris gives him a Toe-Shaped Fur/Fir! Christopher Columbus! (Chris-Toe-Fur/Fir Columbus!)
He Cries for Food/Frozen Food/ The BEST Food to eat! Christopher Columbus! (Cry-Stouffer-Columbus!)
Someone gives him OR he eats ANYTHING but "Stouffers!" Christopher Columbus! (Cry-Stouffer Columbus!)
Christ tells him to get Off of her! He tells Christ to give her/spray her with Bug-Spray! Christ-Off-Her Columbus!
He uses or puts a dagger/Kris on or with two furs/firs! Christopher Columbus! (Kris-Two-Fur/Fir Columbus!)
He uses a dagger/Kris to tow a fur/fir! Christopher Columbus! (Kris-Tow-Fur/Fir Columbus!)
His car! Columbus Explorer!
Bills, "Magazines" or anything he Gets every month! Columbus Monthly!
Anything he Does every month! Columbus Monthly!
Someone see's him or he see's someone every month! Columbus Monthly!
He's around Tall people, gets "Mad" or doesn't stay long "In" the North! Columbus Short North!
His Short-Cut "To" the "North or he just uses "N" to represent the North!" Columbus-Short-North!
He gets Mad and then Cools off! Columbus Heating and Cooling!
His fish, he teaches someone something or he goes to school! Columbus Schools!
His fish, he teaches someone something or he goes to school in the City! Columbus "City" Schools!
The state he lives in, is in or is Visiting! Columbus State!
He says or "States" something! Columbus State!
He says or "States" A/ something about A community college! Columbus-State-Community-College!
His news about Or he reports the news In Ohio or In/On the Ohio River. Columbus-Ohio-News!
He has or is in a symphony or a symphony about Him! Columbus Symphony!
He opens a shop or goes shopping! Columbus Shopping!
His TV! Columbus TV!
His TV Stations, TV Stations about him Or he avoids a TV! Colubmus TV Stations! (Columbus-TV-Stay-Shuns!)
He is at, in or owns a theater or theatre! Columbus Theater or Columbus Theatre!
He gets or sends a telegram or a telegram about him! Columbus Telegram!
He tells you about a gram or "Gram" or tells a "Gram/Grandma" something! Columbus Telegram! (Columbus Tell-a-Gram!)
He Visits or Lives in a suburb. Columbus Suburb or Columbus Suburbs!
His sub is only herbs, herbs for his subs or he gives a sub to Herb! Colubmus "Sub-Herbs!"
He learns to be or is a policeman at an academy! Columbus Police Academy!
The department he is in as a policeman or he hires police for his department! Columbus Police Department!
He is In Ohio or In or On the Ohio River! Columbus-Ohio!
He tries to decide if he is In Ohio, should go to Ohio or a "River" or if he is In or On the Ohio River! Columbus-Ohio-Weather/Whether!
The weather while he is in Ohio or In or On the Ohio River! Columbus-Ohio-Weather/Whether!
The work he does or provides in Ohio or In/On the Ohio River. Columbus-Ohio-Jobs!
His zip code while in Ohio or living on/by the Ohio River. Columbus-Ohio-Zip-Code!
He serves his "Company" beer or alcohol. Columbus Brewing "Company!"
He is a "Witch" and gives his "Company" a brew or makes them into a brew! Columbus Brewing Company! 

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He uses a credit card all across the country! Columbus "Discovers" America!
He gave out credit cards all across the country! Columbus "Discovers" America! 
How did Columbus discover America? A "Discovery-Channel!"
(When Columbus discovered America He didn't hit a solid car or Plymoth Rock nor smash a May-Flower!) 
Something he owns along with someone else, like AMERICA! Columbus Commons!
He made fun of a patch! Columbus "Dis-patch!"
His hairstyle? Columbus Crew!
He was a supervisor. Columbus Crew!
His crew builds a stadium. Columbus Crew Stadium!
His name is common. Columbus Commons!
He gets dispatched or dispatches someone or something! Columbus Dispatch!
He dispatches Ted Williams. Columbus Dispatch's Ted Williams!
He is afraid of pages or Paiges! Columbus Yellow Pages and Columbus Yellow Paiges!
His pages, the clothes he colors on a page or the clothes he gives Paige are Yellow! Columbus Yellow Pages and Columbus Yellow Paiges!
He ""Quietly" yells page or Paige! Columbus Yell-Low Pages and Paiges!
His youth or He was at camp or camping as a youth. Columbus Youth Camp!
His youth or He watches or plays football as a youth. Columbus Youth Football!
His radio or He is on the radio. Columbus Radio!
He is inside or at an Inn or hotel. Columbus Inn!
He carpeted his showcase or he has a showcase of carpet. Columbus Carpet Showcase!
He gets a car or see's an eclipse! Columbus Eclipse!
His computer buttons, where he lives, uses a "Homing" device or homes he owns! Columbus Homes!
He is "It" while playing games or you show him something! Columbus It!
How he got back home on the ocean after discovering America. Columbus-East-On! (Columbus Easton!)
Where he lived. Columbus Apartments.
He shows off his car or vehicle! Columbus Auto Show!
How he gets rid of his car or vehicle. Columbus Auto Auction!
How he keeps his strength or it from being stolen. Columbus Athletic "Club!"
What he is attracted to or what attracts you to him. Columbus Attractions.
Where he keeps his fish. Columbus Aquarium!
He puts his money in the bank he "Trusts!" Columbus Bank And Trust!
He talks to, about or in a "Bar!" Columbus Bar Association!
He gets his work done first! Columbus Business First!
He is one one of Craigs lists, maybe Christmas list! Columbus Craigslist!
His list of friends names has more than one Craig on it. Columbus Craig's-List!
He gives a Con some "Candy!" Columbus Concerts!
His fuel. Columbus Diesel!
Him during the day or not at night. Columbus Day!
He separates his visitors. Columbus Distributing Company!
He separates or gives away his company or business. Columbus Distributing Company!
Information about him. Columbus Data!
He goes to a community college! Columbus Community College!
They had a convention about him. Columbus Convention "Center!"
He was in the middle of a convention. Columbus Convention Center!
He went to a convention about a center/football player! Columbus Convention Center! 

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He "Dodged" going to "Plymouth" and didn't want a "Ride" that "Rocks!" Columbus's First Voyage NOT Voyager To America!
He has the FIRST "Electric" car/vehicle! Columbus Auto Electric!
His jacket(s) is/are Blue or "In the Wind! Columbus Blue Jacket(s)!
He takes Art or some art to a festival or he goes to Art's festival! Columbus Arts Festival!
He gives you a key or takes you to the Florida Keys! Columbus Key-Ya/Key-You! (Columbus Kia!)
He is Fair when he "Grounds" someone or he "Grounds" someone while at a fair! Columbus Fair-Grounds!
His "Coffee-Grounds" at a fair OR his coffee is grounded fairly! Columbus Fair-Grounds!
He is at the zoo or he owns a zoo! Columbus Zoo!  
He has zoo/animal shaped Christmas Lights! Columbus Zoo Christmas Lights!
He was "On The Ark!" Or, he has a zoo membership! Columbus Zoo Membership! (Member-Ship!)
He is part of the "Family" (maybe an Evolutionist) or he acts like an "Animal!" Columbus Zoo "Membership!"
His life/biography, cereal or board-game! Columbus Life!
He kids or jokes, his goats or his "Children!" Columbus Kids!
He has a golf club, where he watches sports or "What" he uses to keep someone from stealing his sports supplies! Columbus Sports Club!
His CEREAL! Also a post about him, he posts something or his post/beam! Columbus Post!
He has Nerves of Steel! Columbus Steel!
He fishes with steel, makes casts of steel or uses Steel in a "Cast!" Columbus Steel Castings!
He NEVER wins or hits any pins bowling! Columbus Square Bowling!
His pal is an "Ace" using squares or square bowling balls! Columbus Square Bowling Pal-Ace! (Palace!)
He built a palace to bowl in or made of bowls! Columbus "Bowl-Ing" Palace!
His pal is an "Ace" at bowling or using bowls! Columbus "Bowl-Ing" Pal-Ace! (Palace!)
He gives his bride a magazine or looks for a bride in a magazine! Columbus Bride Magazine!
He serves his supply of Ice, or his supply of tennis balls, rackets or anything of "Service!" Columbus Service Supply!
He talks to or keeps company of/with windows! Columbus Window Company!
He talks to/keeps company with someone that "Wins-Dough and/or Money!" Columbus Win-Dough Company!
He has a company where you can win money, dough or a doe! Columbus Win-Doe/Dough Company!
He shows or gives his company something on a computer. Columbus "Window" Company!
He lets his company sit by a window! Columbus Window Company!
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