I wanted to start out with a BANG, but the Barber cut All my Hair Off!
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Charlie Sheen

Why should Charlie Sheen Not have a Cow? He should be "Sheen" and not "Heard!"
Charlie Sheen Finally got to live like a "King!" He was at the "Palace" in Columbus, Ohio!
If a woman wins, Charlie Sheen did Not Beat her!
How does All of Charlie Sheen's parties end? When he passes out!
Charlie Sheen isn't Losing It! The fans are the ones Losing!
Charlie Sheen has a One-Man-Show proving he doesn't need "Two-And-A-Half-Men!" 
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Charlie Sheen WINS his lawsuit! He had a Perfect "Character" witness!
Charlie Sheen "Takes Them To School!" He's "Acting" like he was "Taught" from "Show" and Tell!
Charlie Sheen was in the Holiday Spirit as an actor with "Stalking Stuffers" when he was at dinner with "Rose!"
When they finished eating the "Stalkings" were Stuffed!
Writers and producers could've "Showed" Charlie They cared! Had they sat by a fireplace, it'd be "By the Chimney with Care!"
Hey writers/producers, if the "Stalkings" were "Hung" and not Stuffed by the Chimney with care, wouldn't Charlie be "GONE?"
Hey writers/producers, Then you'd win your case against Charlie (Sheen) with a "Hung Jury!"
What is "Hang Tight" Charlie's (Sheen's) writers/producers! Too "Tight" to "Hire" me and my creations, especially about hung/hangings!
Charlie's (Sheen's) writers/producers didn't want these Hung/Hang creations because then they'd be telling him to "Hang-In-There!" 
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 (Even Oprah likes my Charlie Sheen and Two-and-a-half-men jokes!)
Oprah loves me/my jokes! Since he's Charlie "Harper" not "Sheen" on the show and My jokes are so great it is "Harp-Oh Studios!" 
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Charlie (Sheen) is "Fighting" so Now He Is Charles In "Charge!" And that's No Bull! 
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