I wanted to start out with a BANG, but the Barber cut All my Hair Off!
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Why put a "Berry" on an egg? Berry-The-Hatch-IT!
What is the OFFICIAL paper towel of Las Vegas? "Viva, or Viva-Las-Vegas!"
Amber, A-Rose to the occasion to date a "Wiz!" Is that smart? "Wiz-Dumb!/Wisdom!"
Wiz has no "Beef" with Kanye, they are not "Eating" together!
Why is it a Blank screen? They are Shooting A Film, movie or TV show or commercial! 
You say you Led the Nation? I agree, you didn't get much/any "Good" done, so you "Led" the nation!
If you Led the Nation, did you make or give Bullets?
A great Gunfighter is a "Drawing-Bored!"
What is a "Drawing Board?" A "Board" that teaches you how to "Draw-or-Draw-With" a gun OR to Draw!
What is a "Drawing Board? A person getting bored waiting for someone to finish painting their picture!
What is a "Drawing Board? A drawing where most everyone is Bored, they're not being "Drawn to WIN!"
Why are there more bear sightings? Most people now are looking thru a guns' sight with their bear eye(s)!
Don't go into the water after a "Hearty" meal? Don't worry, I didn't eat a "Heart nor a Deer!"
You want a "Carcas?" Yes, either a "Chocolate" or a "Musical" car! (Car-Kiss!)
Carcas? You put "Chocolate" or a "Music Group" On or In a car!
If a wedding goes by without a "Hitch," was the bride or groom the "Hitch-HIKER?" 
The only time a mother doesn't want "Peace" is when she's on a diet! Then it is "Piece-Out!" 
The wedding went without a "Hitch," so it's Who got "LEFT" at the Altar, RIGHT?
The wedding went without a "Hitch" but the bride and groom Joined THEIR family! A Hitch but No marriage? Did they use a rope or chain to Join their family? It couldn't have been "Super" Glue, it wasn't "Great!"
What's a Gutter Topper? One who puts or uses a "TOP" in/on a gutter OR on/over a "Gut!"
That ox, he's a moron! An ox he's ON more or puts more On! Ox-He-Moron! Ox-He-More-On! (Oxymoron!)

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